# everything must be lowercase
# please keep in alphabetical order
%wordsub = (
        '..'=> '\,',
        '...'=> '\,',
        '2nd'=> 'second',
        '31337'=> 'eleet',
        '56k'=> '56 k',
        ':)'=> 'smiles',
        ':-)'=> 'smiles',
        ':-p'=> 'sticks tongue out',
        ':>'=> 'smiles',
        ':p'=> 'sticks tongue out',
        ';)'=> 'winks',
        ';-)'=> 'winks',
        'aamof'=> 'as a matter of fact',
        'ad'=> 'add',
        'adn'=> 'any day now',
        'afaik'=> 'as far as i know',
        'afair'=> 'as far as i remember',
        'afj'=> 'april fool\'s joke',
        'afk'=> 'away from the keyboard',
        'asap'=> 'as soon as possible',
        'at0mic_'=> 'atomic',
        'atm'=> 'at the moment',
        'awc'=> 'after while, crocodile',
        'awgthtgtwta?'=> 'are we going to have to go through with this again?',
        'ayt'=> 'are you there?',
        'b4'=> 'before',
        'b4n'=> 'bye for now',
        'bak'=> 'back at keyboard',
        'bakerw0rk'=> 'baker-work',
        'bbfn'=> 'bye bye for now',
        'bbiab'=> 'be back in a bit',
        'bbiaf'=> 'be back in a few',
        'bbialb'=> 'be back in a little bit',
        'bbl'=> 'be back later',
        'bcnu'=> 'be seeing you',
        'bf'=> 'boy friend',
        'brb'=> 'be right back',
        'bta'=> 'but then again',
        'btw'=> 'by the way',
        'bye?'=> 'are you ready to say goodbye',
        'bykt'=> 'but you knew that',
        'byob'=> 'bring your own bottle',
        'byom'=> 'bring your own mac',
        'cmiiw'=> 'correct me if i\'m wrong',
        'cu'=> 'see you',
        'cul'=> 'see you later',
        'cul8r'=> 'see you later',
        'cula'=> 'see you later, alligator',
        'cya'=> 'see ya',
        'd/l'=> 'download',
        'd00d'=> 'dood',
        'diku?'=> 'do i know you?',
        'dtrt'=> 'do the right thing',
        'dvd'=> 'd v d',
        'esad'=> 'eat shit and die',
        'f2f'=> 'face to face',
        'fcfs'=> 'first come, first served',
        'fitb'=> 'fill in the blank',
        'flyaway'=> 'fly away',
        'foad'=> 'feck off and die',
        'foaf'=> 'friend of a friend',
        'freebsd'=> 'free bsd',
        'fs'=> 'for sale',
        'fubar'=> 'fecked up beyond all repair',
        'fud'=> 'fear, uncertainty and doubt',
        'fwiw'=> 'for what it\'s worth',
        'fya'=> 'for your amusement',
        'fyi'=> 'for your information',
        'ga'=> 'go ahead',
        'gal'=> 'get a life',
        'gb'=> 'gigabytes',
        'gd\&r'=> 'grinning, ducking and running',
        'gd\&wvvf'=> 'grinning, ducking, and walking very, very fast',
        'gf'=> 'girl friend',
        'giwist'=> 'gee, i wish i\'d said that',
        'gmta'=> 'great minds think alike',
        'hhoj'=> 'ha ha only joking',
        'hhok'=> 'ha ha only kidding',
        'hhos'=> 'ha ha only serious',
        'hmm'=> 'hurrmmm',
        'hoyew'=> 'hanging on your every word',
        'hp/ux'=> 'hp ux',
        'hrm'=> 'herm',
        'hth'=> 'hope that helps!',
        'i8urdog'=> 'I ate your dog',
        'iac'=> 'in any case',
        'ianal'=> 'i am not a lawyer',
        'iaw'=> 'in accordance with',
        'ic'=> 'i see',
        'identd'=> 'ident d',
        'iirc'=> 'if i remember correctly',
        'ijwtk'=> 'i just want to know',
        'ijwts'=> 'i just want to say',
        'ikwum'=> 'i know what you mean',
        'ima'=> 'i might add',
        'imao'=> 'in my arrogant opinion',
        'imco'=> 'in my considered opinion',
        'ime'=> 'in my experience',
        'imho'=> 'in my humble opinion',
        'imnsho'=> 'in my not so humble opinion',
        'imo'=> 'in my opinion',
        'inpo'=> 'in no particular order',
        'irq'=> 'i r q',
        'iow'=> 'in other words',
        'ip'=> 'i p',
        'ipx'=> 'i p x',
        'irl'=> 'in real life',
        'isdn'=> 'i s d n',
        'iss'=> 'i\'m so sure',
        'issygti'=> 'i\'m so sure you get the idea!',
        'iswim'=> 'if you see what i mean',
        'iwbni'=> 'it would be nice if',
        'iyfeg'=> 'insert your favorite ethnic group',
        'iyswim'=> 'if you see what i mean',
        'jam'=> 'just a minute',
        'jic'=> 'just in case',
        'k3nny'=> 'kenny',
        'kb'=> 'kilobytes',
        'kibo'=> 'knowledge in, bullshit out',
        'kwim'=> 'know what i mean?',
        'kyfc'=> 'keep your fingers crossed',
        'l8r'=> 'later',
        'lin0x'=> 'linux',
        'ljbf'=> 'let\'s just be friends',
        'lol'=> 'laughing out loud',
        'lshmba'=> 'laughing so hard my belly aches',
        'lthtt'=> 'laughing too hard to type',
        'ltns'=> 'long time no see',
        'mb'=> 'megabytes',
        'motas'=> 'member of the appropriate sex',
        'motd'=> 'message of the day',
        'motos'=> 'member of the opposite sex',
        'motss'=> 'member of the same sex',
        'msg'=> 'message',
        'myob'=> 'mind your own business',
        'n-tropy'=> 'entropy',
        'nah'=> 'no',
        'ne1'=> 'anyone',
        'netbsd'=> 'net bsd',
        'nhoh'=> 'never heard of him slash her',
        'obo'=> 'or best offer',
        'obtw'=> 'oh, by the way',
        'oic'=> 'oh, i see',
        'ok'=> 'o k',
        'openbsd'=> 'open bsd',
        'otf'=> 'on the floor',
        'otfl'=> 'on the floor laughing',
        'otoh'=> 'on the other hand',
        'ott'=> 'over the top',
        'pci'=> 'p c i',
        'phear'=> 'fear',
        'pmf'=> 'pardon my french',
        'pmfbi'=> 'pardon me for butting in',
        'pmfji'=> 'pardon me for jumping in',
        'pmji'=> 'pardon my jumping in',
        'pncah'=> 'please, no cursing allowed here',
        'pnpisa'=> 'p n p i s a',
        'po0p'=> 'poop',
        'ppl'=> 'people',
        'pstn'=> 'p s t n',
        'ptmm'=> 'please tell me more',
        'quazwork'=> 'quaz-work',
        'r u there?'=> 'are you there?',
        're'=> 'regreet',
        'redhat'=> 'red hat',
        'rehi'=> 'hi again',
        'rl'=> 'real life',
        'rotf'=> 'rolling on the floor',
        'rotfl'=> 'rolling on the floor laughing',
        'rotflol'=> 'rolling on the floor laughing out loud',
        'rsn'=> 'real soon now',
        'rsvp'=> 'please reply',
        'rtbm'=> 'read the bloody manual',
        'rtfaq'=> 'read the frequently asked questions',
        'rtfm'=> 'read the fecking manual',
        'rtm'=> 'read the manual',
        'ryfm'=> 'read your friendly manual',
        'scsi'=> 'scuzy',
        'sec'=> 'wait a second',
        'secs'=> 'seconds',
        'snafu'=> 'situation normal, all fouled up',
        'sol'=> 'shit out of luck',
        'sos'=> 'help!',
        'swim'=> 'see what i mean?',
        'tafn'=> 'that\'s all for now',
        'tanj'=> 'there ain\'t no justice',
        'tanstaafl'=> 'there ain\'t no such thing as a free lunch',
        'tcp'=> 't c p',
        'thankx'=> 'thanks',
        'thx'=> 'thanks',
        'tia'=> 'thanks in advance',
        'tic'=> 'tongue in cheek',
        'tntl'=> 'trying not to laugh',
        'tnx'=> 'thanks',
        'tnxe6'=> 'thanks a million',
        'tptb'=> 'the powers that be',
        'ttbomk'=> 'to the best of my knowledge',
        'ttfn'=> 'ta ta for now',
        'ttksf'=> 'trying to keep a straight face',
        'ttyl'=> 'talk to you later',
        'tyvm'=> 'thank you very much',
        'uok'=> 'are you ok?',
        'w/o'=> 'without',
        'wb'=> 'welcome back',
        'wdyt'=> 'what do you think?',
        'wibni'=> 'wouldn\t it be nice if',
        'willg'=> 'will g',
        'wrt'=> 'with regard to,  or with respect to',
        'wtb'=> 'want to buy',
        'wtf'=> 'what the feck',
        'wtg'=> 'way to go!',
        'wtgp'=> 'want to go private?',
        'wth'=> 'what the hell?',
        'wygiswypf'=> 'what you get is what you pay for',
        'xoxoxo'=> 'kisses and hugs',
        'yaba'=> 'yet another bloody acronym',
        'yaun'=> 'yet another unix nerd',
        'ygti'=> 'you get the idea?',
        'ygwypf'=> 'you get what you pay for',
        'yiu'=> 'yes, i understand',
        'yiwgp'=> 'yes, i will go private',
        'ymmv'=> 'your mileage may vary',
);